

On the BattlefieldHe seeks to own, but he pwns. Need resupplies! He aspires the noob, though he be the no. Sniper! I need a medic! Searches for medics, though there are none. Enemy vehicle! Snipes the foe; not a fatal blow. Throwing frag! Hostile walker! Rattling teeth, aching limbs. Walker spotted, it's definately hostile! Bullets of fury, tounges of clones. Medic needed! Striking the body, falling to the ground... Medic! Medic! ... looking up, life ticking away. Medic! Last call, no-one came.On the Battlefield
Nevermind... it's only a game.


GrahamsterGrahamster, he gives no answer.Grahamster
Hell fuck you over, with his (Range) Rover.
Dont be steppin in his crib: hell be rapin your mum, over and over.
Slap my bitch up, take my picture.
Grahamster is my homie, he aint no phonie.
You better beware, hell give you a scare... Goosebumps....
Grahamster is the masta of the rasta, motherfuckers!
Grahamster.... grahamster.... grahamster....
REWIND!
Hamster, hamster, Grahamster.
Can you dig it?


Killer-PooKiller-Poo, entry permitted, Killer-Poo, Entry cleared.Killer-Poo
Clear...
Killer-Poo, my mind is rotting, Killer-Poo, Rotting my mind.
... your...
Killer-Poo, I enjoy your humour, Killer-Poo, you amuse me.
... mind.
Killer-Poo, how are you?


The Squirrels are on SpeedThe Squirrels, they are on speed.The Squirrels are on Speed
The Squirrels, they are all on speed.
Stop looking at me, Squirrel.
The Squirrels, they are on speed.
Naughty Squirrels, naughty.
Stop looking at me, Squirrel.
Squirrel, squirrel, on drugs.
Squirrels vote yes to speed.
Squirrels like arse.
Stop looking at me, Squirrel, stop.
END TRANSMISSION
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"Rise and Shine, Mr Freeman, Rise and Shine"
Stop wasting time on Deviantart and get on with your bloody coursework! Otherwise I'm getting you a job at that massive Sainsbury's down the road from me. Thats 920 parking spaces, 38 check outs, and they even have the full Home Furnishings range!
Lots of love,
Daniel
I couldn't think of anything HUMOROUS anyway, so sorry to disappoint.
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*farts*
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"Rise and Shine, Mr Freeman, Rise and Shine"
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I'm to sexy for my box.
I ♥ Fish I ♣ Seals I ♠ Dogs
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"Rise and Shine, Mr Freeman, Rise and Shine"
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